Identify with women

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  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
  • A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage and after.
  • Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
  • How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man once said to me….”
  • One golfer tells another: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” The other replies: “GREAT trade!”.
  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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