Silence….

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Q: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex? A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. A2: Their mothers told them not to talk with their mouths full.

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Perfect Woman

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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

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Bald & Beautiful

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

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Searching for Underwear

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Q. How do you know if a woman is wearing underwear? A. Look for dandruff on her shoes.

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Two Close Holes

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Q. Why do women have two holes so close together? A. So you can carry them home like a six pack.

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Two Holes

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Q. Why do women have two holes so close together? A. In case you miss one.

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Identify with women

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. […]

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