Tour de India

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A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. “Twenty years,” replied the guide. “You Indians are a lazy lot,” the tourist said. “In my country, this could have been built in […]

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Ticket Please

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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. “How are you going to travel on a single ticket?” asked a lawyer. “Wait and watch,” answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, […]

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Last Year

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Three men took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over the weekend. The last thing the pilot said was, “remember this is a very small plane and you will only be able to bring ONE moose back”. But of course they killed one each and returned to the plane […]

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