The Better Half

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The editor of a small weekly newspaper, annoyed at legislation that had recently been passed, ran a scathing editorial under the headline: HALF OF OUR LEGISLATORS ARE CROOKS. Many prominent local politicians were outraged, and tremendous pressure was exerted on him to retract the statement. He finally succumbed to the pressure and ran an apology […]

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Robbed Politician

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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this, I’m a politician!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “give me my money!”

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Bush & Wife Fuck

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Q. Why does Bush’s wife always get on top? A. Because George can only fuck up.

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