Return My Wife

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A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he’d outpace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car’s speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to […]

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Breathalyzer Test

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A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. “Miss, may I see your driver’s license please?” “Driver’s license? What’s that?…” “It’s a little card with your picture on it.” “Oh, duh! Here it is…” “May I have your car insurance?” “What’s that?…” “It’s a document that says you are allowed to […]

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One Way Street

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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.

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