Healthy Airline Food

Posted by admin under Food Jokes, One Liners

I can say one good thing about airline food, at least they’re considerate enough to give you only small portions.

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Cat Consultant

Posted by admin under Animal Jokes, One Liners

Overheard at the veterinarian’s “I had my cat neutered. He’s still out all night with the other cats, but now he’s a consultant.”

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Vica Versa

Posted by admin under Men, Women, One Liners

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.

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Re Fuel

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

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Crack Up

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

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Love Handles

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?

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Keep On Lickin!

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

Blondes…They take a lickin’, and keep on… Lickin!

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Skeet Shooting

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn’t know how to cook them.

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Billions Served

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

There was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan “Billions Served – just today”

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Amnesia

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, One Liners

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun.. they just don’t remember who with.

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