Fast Dancer

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A young soldier who was on a twenty four-hour pass went to a dance in town and there met an attractive young woman. As they danced, he kept making passes at her but without much result. Finally, he said, “Look sweetheart, I really go for you in a big way. But I don’t have much […]

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Vica Versa

Posted by admin under Men, Women, One Liners

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.

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Cost Cutting

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes, Men, Women

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

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Nice Trade

Posted by admin under Ethnic Jokes, Men, Women, Pakistani Jokes

Q: Why did the Pakistani trade his wife in for a toilet seat? A: Because the hole was smaller and the smell was better

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Change is Constant

Posted by admin under Funny Quotes, Men, Women

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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Learn to Forget

Posted by admin under Men, Women, One Liners

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Happiness is the Key

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Different Worries

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Romance Mathematics

Posted by admin under Marriage Jokes, Men, Women

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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Opening Up

Posted by admin under Marriage Jokes, Men, Women

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

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