Discounted Imprisonment

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A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked, “How many times have you been imprisoned?” “Nine, you Honour.” “Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence.” “Maximum sentence?” said the defendant. “Don’t you give your regular clients a discount”?

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Ticket Please

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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. “How are you going to travel on a single ticket?” asked a lawyer. “Wait and watch,” answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, […]

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