Footballers Job

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Q: What is the job of a Jewish football player? A: To get the quater back

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Thanks to Christmas

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Roses are redish, Violets are bluish, if it wasn’t for Christmas we’d all be Jewish.

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Mind Your Manners

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Q. Why aren’t Jews attacked by sharks? A. Professional courtesy!

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Nose Breaking Erection

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Q. What happens when a Jew walks in to a wall with a full erection? A. He breaks his nose.

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Drowning Jew

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Q. What do you do if you see a drowning Jew? A. Throw him an anchor.

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Fooling Kids

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Q. Why do Jews have thick windows? A. So their kids don’t hear the ice-cream truck.

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Metal Bait

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Q. How do you get 50 Jews in a taxi? A. Drop a coin in.

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No Admittance

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Q. Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club? A. Let one in, and he’ll keep the rest out.

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Jews Aren’t Cannibals

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Q. Why don’t Jews eat pork? A. They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they’re not!

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Blind Smells Jews

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Q. Why do Jews smell so bad? A. So blind people can hate them as well.

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