Acid Burning

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Q. How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand? A. He was pulling out the plug.

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Irishman needs Enema

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Q. How do you brainwash an Irishman? A. Give him an enema.

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Irish Liar

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Q. What do you call an Irishman with four ‘O’-levels? A. A liar.

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Dumb Irish

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Q. What do you call an Irishman with half a brain? A. Gifted.

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Drinking Hard

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Brenda O’ Malley is home, making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve something to tell ya.” “Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?” “That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident […]

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Irish Drinker

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An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course” slurs the drunk. […]

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Got ‘em All

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Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar, where Mick bragged to Sean, “You know, I had every woman in this town, except of course, my mother and my sister.” “Well,” Sean replied, “between you and me we got ‘em all.”

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