I…I…I…

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Husband to wife as they emerge from a long session with a marriage guidance counsellor: “Darling, I love ¬†you.” “There you go again,” snapped his wife. “I…I…I…again.”

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Until The Next Baby

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After they had brought their first baby home from the hospital, a young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said. “I’ll do the next one.” The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers. […]

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I Can Drive

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“I’m very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver,” said the friend to the old man. “Oh, don’t worry, I can drive.”

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Return My Wife

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A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he’d outpace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car’s speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to […]

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Beast Mouse

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. “Be careful,” he said to his wife. “You’ll bring out the beast in me.” “So what?” his wife shot back. “Who’s afraid of a mouse?”

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Simply Dumb

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For their first anniversary, a man bought his young wife a cell phone. She was thrilled and listened eagerly as he explained all its features. The next day she was out shopping when the phone rang. “Hey, darling,” the husband said. “How do you like your new phone?” “Oh, I just love it!” she gushed. […]

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Not The Ball Kind

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Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.” “Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk. “No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

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Who’s The Other Father?

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Q. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? A. He wanted to know who the other man was…

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Cost Cutting

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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

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