Bald & Beautiful

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

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Mission Impossible

Posted by admin under Funny Quotes, Marriage Jokes

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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Never Ending Life

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It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

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2 Misunderstandings

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There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before Marriage and After Marriage.

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Change is Constant

Posted by admin under Funny Quotes, Men, Women

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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Happiness is the Key

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Different Worries

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Road to The End

Posted by admin under Funny Quotes, Marriage Jokes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Uninterrupted for 18 Months

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Miss Always Right

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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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