Staying at a small-town hotel, Tom ordered tea. Shortly after wards, a girl threw open the door. “Sugar in your tea?” she shouted. “No, thank you,” Tom replied. “Ah, well, don’t stir it then.”
I can say one good thing about airline food, at least they’re considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.