Sugar Or No?

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Staying at a small-town hotel, Tom ordered tea. Shortly after wards, a girl threw open the door. “Sugar in your tea?” she shouted. “No, thank you,” Tom replied. “Ah, well, don’t stir it then.”

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Healthy Airline Food

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I can say one good thing about airline food, at least they’re considerate enough to give you only small portions.

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Head Chef

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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Burnt Nose

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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.

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Quality Control

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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Learn your ABC

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Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

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Simple & Easy

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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

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