Elevator or Lift?

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An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. “The lift will be down presently,” the receptionist told him. “The lift?” said the American. “Oh, you mean the elevator.” “No, I mean the lift.” replied the Englishman. “I think I should know what it is called,” said the American. “Elevators were invented in the States.” […]

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Silence….

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Q: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex? A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. A2: Their mothers told them not to talk with their mouths full.

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Team Effort

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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team!

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Turning On

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Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door

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Post Sex

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Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door…

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69 Position

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Q. What is the only bad thing about the ’69′ position ? A. The view.

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Three Lies

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Q. What are the three greatest lies? 1) Black is beautiful. 2) The check is in the mail. 3) Of course I won’t come in your mouth.

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Pubic Hair

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Q. What’s natural dental floss? A. Pubic hair.

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Bloody Mary

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Q. How do you know when the Barman is really pissed off? A. When you find a string in your bloody mary.

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Drinking Hard

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Brenda O’ Malley is home, making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve something to tell ya.” “Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?” “That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident […]

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