Safe Sex

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Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.

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Keys Lost

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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Breathalyzer Test

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A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. “Miss, may I see your driver’s license please?” “Driver’s license? What’s that?…” “It’s a little card with your picture on it.” “Oh, duh! Here it is…” “May I have your car insurance?” “What’s that?…” “It’s a document that says you are allowed to […]

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Red Light

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Its Easier That Way

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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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Blowing The Horn

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Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn!

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Porsche Robbery

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Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? A: She saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.

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Spacious Cars

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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room

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