Head and Shoulders

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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, “How do you give shoulders?”

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Search For Condoms

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Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.

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So Colorful

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Q: What’s brown and red and black and blue? A: A brunette who’s told one too many blonde jokes.

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Your Position

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Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, “I just know I’m going to have a girl, ‘cuz I conceived while I was on my back”. The 2nd brunette says, “Mine’s going to be a boy, ‘cuz I was on top during conception”. […]

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Directions To Death

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Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette — because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

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Three In Two

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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes.

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Stinking Feet

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Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath.

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Wishful Thinking

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Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.

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Need 15

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender: “What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.” Bartender: “What’s a G and T?” Redhead: “Gin and tonic.” Blonde: “I’ll have a […]

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Swim Back

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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the main land and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam […]

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