4 In Volkswagen

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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Consuming Bandwidth

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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Jokes.

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Tap Dancer

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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

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Swimming Prohibited

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Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.

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Being Veterinarian

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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids…

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Compared To What?

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Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

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In The Ditch

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Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One’s a bike in a ditch, and the other’s . . . .

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Playing Tag

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.

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Vegetable Garden

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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

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Time To Go Home

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Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

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