Being Veterinarian

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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids…

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Compared To What?

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Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

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In The Ditch

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Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One’s a bike in a ditch, and the other’s . . . .

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Playing Tag

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.

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Vegetable Garden

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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

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Time To Go Home

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Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

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Move The Stick

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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: “How do you shift this thing?”

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Failure

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

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Yeast Infection

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections? A: A wine and cheese party!

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That’s Disgusting

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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”

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