Be Thankful

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Q: What’s the first thing a blonde says in the morning? A: “Thanks, guys…”

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Sex Dummy

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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?” A: “No, I just lie there.”

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Boiling Nipples

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Q: Why don’t blondes breastfeed their babies? A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

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Re Fuel

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Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

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Clueless

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Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? A: Rebel without a clue.

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Keep Talking

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Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

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Ears Protection

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Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.

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Maintain the Suspense

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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)

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Team Effort

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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team!

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Chipped Tooth

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth.

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