Constant Failure

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Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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Safe Sex

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Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.

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Eating Easy

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Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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Raffle Prize

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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

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Night Illness

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Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

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Know Your Punctuation

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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry” A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

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Old Washing Machine

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Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they’re fucked.

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Perfect Woman

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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

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Blonde Pharmacist

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Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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Speed

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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod…

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