Crowd Of Three

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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

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Say The Price

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Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

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5 Blondes

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Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles.

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Getting Ready

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Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.

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Reservations

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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

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Stinking Feet

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Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath.

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Remembering 911

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Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can’t remember the number. A2: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

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Not Good Pharmacists

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Q: Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.

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700 Degree

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Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

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Wishful Thinking

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Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.

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