Crossings

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Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don’t know, there are some things even a blonde won’t do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won’t stop until it gets blood.

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Wiggle It Up

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Q: What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

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Hold Them Strong

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Q: Why don’t a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands? A: Because the vacuum in her head keeps them in place.

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Italian Suppository

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Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository.

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100% Attendance

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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.

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Stunts Unlimited

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Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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Difference

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Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One’s a phony buck.

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Know It All Bitch

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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Intelligent Blondes

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Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

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Measuring IQ

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Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)

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