No Thinking Required

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A blonde’s response to the comment, “THINK about it!”: “I don’t have to think — I’m blonde!”

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Volume Seven

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to the library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia…

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It’s Andy

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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.” “Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy. “Who was God’s son?” said Saint […]

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Flying Gifts

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A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, “Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would’ve hit me right in the face!!!” Or: “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

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Not A Cook

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The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: “No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. […]

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Jump In!

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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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Train Tracks

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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.” The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.” “No. Those are deer tracks.” They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

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I Will Sink

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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I’ll sink?”

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Swim Back

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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the main land and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam […]

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Who’s The Other Father?

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Q. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? A. He wanted to know who the other man was…

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