Just Visiting

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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

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Retardo

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Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo.

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Cant Refuse

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Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment? A: She can’t say “No”.

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Forehead Tattooed

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Frozen To Death

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

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Delivering Mail

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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

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Intersection

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Q: What is happening when you hear varoom… screech, varoom… screech, varoom… screech…..? A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light.

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Red Light

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Its Easier That Way

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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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Just Keep Blinking

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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.

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