Fill With Cream

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Q: Why did they call the blonde “twinkie”? A: She liked to be filled with cream.

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Find The Murderer

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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: She looked around for the bastard that must have shot her!

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Goodbye Blow Job

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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blow job.

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Blonde Failed

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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

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Need A Break

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Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them.

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Smart Blonde

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Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

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Words Hurt

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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Why Not?

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Q: Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde? A: She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children!

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Brief Is The Key

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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn’t fit. A3: So men can understand them.

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Burnt

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Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician.

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