Irritating Surroundings

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Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina? A1: The blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn.

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Cost of Ignorance

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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.

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Uses of Legs

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Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don’t leave trails, like little snails.

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Gym Splits

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Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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Twist

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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

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High 5

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Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Disabled

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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: “Nice tits!”

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Take It Easy

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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years”.

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It’s Dark

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Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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Death by Drowning

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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

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