Pencil Lost

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Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

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Swings for Crabs

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Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping

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Chinese Whisper

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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? A: Data transfer

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Times Up

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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!

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Ear Blow

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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: “Thanks for the refill!”

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Choose One

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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, “Next”. A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.

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Orgasm Mania

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Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?*

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Pay the Price

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Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

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Nation Wide Supply

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Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she’s been laid all over the country

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Your Turn

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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn

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