Run Over

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Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Let’s Mate

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Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

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Mini Skirts

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Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!

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Two In One

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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers

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Chipper

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Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth

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Cucumber Licking

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers

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Foot Rest

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Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.

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Meaning of Red

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Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.

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Hoop Earrings

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles

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Find The Zipper

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Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A: They can’t find the zipper

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