Style Parting

Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes

Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits

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Artificial Intelligence

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence!

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Pregnant Blonde

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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant

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Shaky Shaky

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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

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Die Alone

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Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone

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I Prefer Black

Posted by admin under Racist Jokes

When I’m born I’m BLACK When I grow up I’m BLACK When I’m sick I’m BLACK When I die I’m BLACK AND YOU! …. WHITE MAN When you’re born you’re PINK When you grow up you’re WHITE When you’re sick you’re GREEN When you go into the sun you’re RED When you’re cold you’re BLUE […]

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A Chunk

Posted by admin under Chinese Jokes, Ethnic Jokes

Q: What do you call a fat Chinese person? A: A chunk

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Fu… Fuck

Posted by admin under Chinese Jokes

There were 3 brothers from China. Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu…well, he had to go back to China.

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Gifted Blonde

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!

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Mushroom Nuke

Posted by admin under Japanese Jokes

Q: Why don’t Japanese people like mushrooms? A: They remind them of the nuclear bomb that was dropped on them.

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