2 Misunderstandings

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There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before Marriage and After Marriage.

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Change is Constant

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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Learn to Forget

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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Happiness is the Key

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Different Worries

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Romance Mathematics

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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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Men on the Run

Posted by admin under Mens Jokes, One Liners

Men who run in front of cars get tired Men who run behind cars get exhausted

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69 Position

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Q. What is the only bad thing about the ’69′ position ? A. The view.

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Acid Burning

Posted by admin under Irish Jokes, Racist Jokes

Q. How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand? A. He was pulling out the plug.

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Italian Wiping

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Q. Why do Italians wear hats? A. To know which end to wipe.

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