Monkeys are Intelligent

Posted by admin under Racist Jokes

Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a monkey? A. Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck niggers.

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You’re Fucked

Posted by admin under Animal Jokes

Q. Where is an elephants sex organ? A. In his feet. If he steps on you, you’re fucked!

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Big Noses

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. Why do Jews have such big noses? A. Air is free …

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Stand Back

Posted by admin under Adam & Eve Jokes

Q. What did Adam say to Eve? A. You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.

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Foreplay

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. What is the definition of Jewish foreplay? A. Two hours of begging.

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Jew and Pizza

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A. Pizzas don’t scream in the oven.

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Fuck Off

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. How do you say “fuck off” in Jewish? A. “Trust me!”

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Shit in Wallet

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. Why do Jews carry shit in their wallets? A. For identification.

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Poof at Spermbank

Posted by admin under Jewish Jokes

Q. Why did the Jewish poof get fired from the job at the spermbank? A. He was caught drinking on the job.

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How to Impress a Woman

Posted by admin under Men, Women

How to Impress a Woman Compliment her, Respect her, Honour her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine and dine her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Hold […]

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