But Why?

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Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, “I don’t know.” When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, “Ohhhhh.” Why do men die before their wives? They should. How does a man keep his youth? By giving […]

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Men vs. Women

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Things men hate about women Women are neatness nuts. They want every single object in its place. They want to be treated like shrinking violets. They are lily-livered. They spend too much money and time on make-up, clothes and jewels. They also sometimes use sex as a bargaining tool. They flirt with men to manipulate […]

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What Are You Drinking?

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Through interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality Flaky, whiny, annoying and […]

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Warning Sign

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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted […]

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Compromise

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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness, “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” […]

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Counting

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An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow the actuary said, “There are 1,248 sheep out there”. The farmer replied “Amazing. By chance I know the owner and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?” The actuary answered, “Easy, […]

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Not Guilty

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The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you plead”? “Not guilty”, said the second defendant. “I wasn’t talking to you” the judge replied. “I never said a word” the third defendant replied.

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Last Year

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Three men took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over the weekend. The last thing the pilot said was, “remember this is a very small plane and you will only be able to bring ONE moose back”. But of course they killed one each and returned to the plane […]

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Experience

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Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined. Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it. Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else. Experience is knowledge acquired when its too […]

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Men and Women Compared!

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Men and Women Compared!

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